July 20, 2012
By Al Carlos Hernandez
10. Aztlan One satellite to spot the cheapest gas stations and to avoid check points.
9. Church shoes with soccer cleat bottoms.
8. Drive through hair balding salons.
7. Ay Phone app that will correct the words when explaining to police
6. Fat baby aerobic barrio exercise centers.
5. Platform Huaraches, for those who want to date taller women.
4. Place Dennis Leoni's Los Americans TV show on primetime network.
3. Pocho.com comedy escentral.
2.10% of all beer sales go Jan Brewer/Joe Arpaio recall fund.
1. MALDEF needs to buy a few hundred lobbyists.